If you leave a Huckleberry…

If you should leave a Huckleberry, you will spend the whole next day with said Huckleberry attached to your face. Small fingers kung fu gripping your hair, ears, cheeks, anything they can grasp. And full open mouth kiss/bite your nose off I love you so much. It’s next to impossible to get anything done. But [...]

A little, okay a lot honest.

When Harry Met Sally was right, the words just hung there in the air in a comic book speech bubble. I want a divorce. There was no taking them back and I didn’t want too. We talked and then he left. And I cried. I cried from relief.   Today I am over at Just [...]

just be enough striiv challenge week three

Last week I got STOMPED in the challenge. My steps were paltry compared to my fellow challengers so this week I was determined to put on a better showing. 39,248! Aw yeah! That’s better than 22,000. Especially since we were pretty much stuck in the house for a few days with my poor Huckleberry. Just [...]

Getting in shape is tough, yo.

Week two of the Striiv challenge and I have several groundbreaking discoveries. The first of which is that my black yoga pants have a hole in a very unfortunate location. This discovery was not made at an opportune moment. Mumsy would be so proud. (no,no she wouldn’t) {look Ma, I burned off a large Fries!} [...]

Things Kim Kardashian and I have in common (Hint it is NOT a sex tape)

I was married before. Did you know that? Maybe you did. I don’t talk about it a lot, or ever really. For a long time I wanted to pretend that it didn’t happen. It was a figment of my imagination. Because even though the dates from the marriage certificate to the dissolution on marriage certificate [...]

In the words of Barney Stinson~

Challenge accepted! So, I got this little cool doohickey in the mail this week. It’s called a Striiv and it looks kinda like a tiny iphone  thingy. (I’m very technical y’all.) Anyway, they sent me this cool little thingamajig to participate in a challenge with Just Be Enough. I’m dragging on losing those last ten [...]